#5: Ok Im Won (North Korea) — Won won one Bronze in judo, OK?
#4: Prapawadee Jaroenrattanatarakoon (Thailand) — Longest name in the Olympics — it is pronounced “Smith”. Prapa won a gold in weightlifting. She benches more than you do.
#3: Usain Bolt (Jamaica) — With a name like this, how could you NOT be the world’s fastest man? But his parents missed an opportunity with the first name.
#2: Sarah Hammer (USA) — Best. Cycling. Name. Ever. (If you don’t cycle you won’t get it)
#1: Prince Octopus Dzanie (Ghana) – Prince wins for a couple of reasons. One, he checks in at 4 feet 7 inches and he lost his first round boxing match so the guy needs a break. Two, there has to be a great story behind anyone named “Octopus”.